For the guru, the height of sublimity  
Was to maintain his innate #equanimity.
But when he stumbled upon Twitter, 
He realized it'd be fitter 
To dissolve into deep anonymity. 

In winter, I gladly concede, 
To build a good snow #fortune need 
Snow you can pack 
That won't easily crack, 
And that no Ice-CBM will impede.

On "Welcome Back, Kotter," Arnold Horshack
Was the sitcom equivalent of a Rorshach.
Say what you like:  he 
Had a real upbeat #psyche 
Even though he was raised in a poor shack. 

When the Bluebird of Happiness sings,
We're told to expect only good things. 
But what does it mean 
When the bluebird is green? 
Should we beware what the Greenbird brings? 

When life hands us lemons, we're told, 
We should make lemonade that's ice cold. 
But in that case, life oughta 
Give us sugar, ice, and water.
And a nice profit on every glass sold. 

As the Microsoft guard came to suspect, 
A handshake just seemed so low-tech. 
His fingers only flexed 
When he sent out this text: 
"Is the opposite of contact #protect?"

One of Boston's unwritten laws
Says that parking downtown has its flaws.
If you park on the Common: 
"...you'll be crushed like an ahmond, 
Since #epoch is no place to pock caws!" 

On the test site Bugs Bunny thought it strange 
When Daffy's tone started to change.
Said Daff:  "You know the reason; 
It's now rabbit theason,  
And my #mythos are well within range!" 

When her broker advised her to hold 
Her investments in #silver and gold, 
Mrs. Malaprop just crowed: 
"You mean 'sliver and glowed?' 
All those stares of shock have been sold." 

While cruising around with her guy, 
Sue gazed at the stars in the sky. 
"You can tell all your 'friendies'   
I won't eat at Wendy's, 
#Cosmic-donald's makes a better french fry!"